Wham Bam from "Miss" to "Ma'am"

During my travels to Minneapolis this week I realized that somewhere along the line, I have officially transitioned to a "Ma'am." The rational side of me wants to attribute this solely to the fact that I am a married woman- and people are just trying to be incredibly polite. However the vain side of me cringes and wants to run out and spend exorbitant amounts of money on eye serum. I am not ready to be a "Ma'am," just yet, so you can call me Miss- Ms. Kellie if your Nasty.